Never got to post this. The topic was “Home Depot”
The Lighting and Paint Departments of Home Depot inspire our lives
For proof, I cite
My brother purchases a haunted mansion with a grandiose chandelier above his mistress’s bed.
I, on the other hand, have orange café lights swaying over my private bar. “Cranberry Isle” covers the walls above the honeyed floors. I appear in a “midnight black” pantsuit and pretend to be the man of the house while doling out drinks- many of which happen to be lit on fire.
Dad, who doesn’t like the Home Depot, makes foil sconces for his walls.